Let Tucson be a wake-up call

Americans, myself included, have long taken the civil peace of this country for granted, though not lacking in reasons to think otherwise. But, after hearing about the shooting of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and 18 others at a public event in Tucson, Az., it is hardly surprising many of us immediately thought of the violence fomented by the Tea Party movement, right-wing talk radio and TV hosts, and certain politicians. Whether or not the suspect, Jared Lee Loughner, is himself a Tea Partier, or was anti-immigrant or anti-health care reform, let this shooting be a wake-up call to the seriousness with which we should interpret the violence that has been encouraged within right-wing political movements and by some of its leaders. Some will say that leaders of a movement cannot be blamed for the act of a lone member. I might agree with that if those leaders are actively condemning and discouraging calls for violence coming from their ranks. But it is pretty clear they haven’t been. Now is their chance, not that I hold out much hope.

All the sweet green icing flowing down

One of the strangest songs that ever came out of the 1960s — and perhaps of all time — is MacArthur Park, a song about lost love, a park in L.A., and a melted cake left out in the rain. [Listen to MacArthur Park]

The lyrics are truly over the top. To wit:

Between the parted pages and were pressed,
In love’s hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

And

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down…
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
’cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

Lyrics like this made it one of the most lampooned songs of its time. Some people have speculated the song is a metaphor for drugs and that writer Jimmy Webb’s original lyrics specified that the cake was laced with hashish. Another explanation is that the cake image is from a Disney movie.

To make things worse, Webb initially couldn’t find anyone to sing it, finally settleing on Richard Harris, the film actor who is most recently well-known for playing Professor Dumbledore in some of the Harry Potter movies. Harris proves in his performances not to have great pitch, and when he recorded the song, he incorrectly used the possessive — singing it as MacArthur’s Park. Webb first tried to correct him but then gave up, so Wikipedia says.

Eventually, other musicians came around. The song has now been covered by over 30 artists, including Frank Sinatra, the Four Tops (my favorite version), Donna Summer, Sammy Davis Jr., and Glenn Campbell. Maybe they, like me, appreciated the song for the way it builds into full absurd melodrama, with laments about melting icing and rain sodden recipes, while managing to still be emotionally moving.

In 1992, MacArthur Park was voted worst song by readers of the Dave Barry column, after he posed the question to them. (This of course was before Nickelback came onto the music scene.) And the song has been the source of some hilarious parodies, like this one in 1981 on Second City Television

And it has been profiled on this show about one hit wonders.

Richard Harris’s wife is featured commenting on the connection her husband and Webb supposedly felt over the song, explaining why Harris wanted to sing it after it had been rejected by The Association. As she puts it:

I think they understood each other very well. Wanting to do something that it is not necessarily what the establishment recognized.

It should be said that the song was recognized by the masses. In spite of the ridicule, “MacArthur Park” went to number two on the American charts in 1968.

Picking the wrong fight

In the U.S., instead of getting mad at the super-rich, who enjoy low tax rates (lower than many of us!), and instead of pointing a finger at our out of control defense budget, many people choose to get mad at the middle class public sector employees like teachers and government workers, rather than holding their job benefits up as an example to which private companies should aspire. By all means, scrutinize the six-figure pensions earned by firefighters, police officers, and politicians, but don’t scapegoat the average state worker, who in New Jersey is paid less than $20K per year in pension funds. And don’t forget, pensions are deferred income that were funded in part by employees’ own contributions.

Four Tops on Soul Train

Just found this awesome video of the Four Tops singing “Keeper of the Castle” on Soul Train in 1972. The best part is at minute 1:07 when you can see a guy on the bottom left doing the robot. The dancing in general is great. Yes, there was dancing in America before rap and to 40, and it was more interesting 

Being young in Europe: ‘surreal and ultimately sad’

The second sentence in this article about lack of opportunities for young adult Europeans is pretty heavy stuff for a New York Times lead:

LECCE, Italy — Francesca Esposito, 29 and exquisitely educated, helped win millions of euros in false disability and other lawsuits for her employer, a major Italian state agency. But one day last fall she quit, fed up with how surreal and ultimately sad it is to be young in Italy today.


The rest of the article rings pretty true on this side of the Atlantic, as well.

It galled her that even with her competence and fluency in five languages, it was nearly impossible to land a paying job. Working as an unpaid trainee lawyer was bad enough, she thought, but doing it at Italy’s social security administration seemed too much. She not only worked for free on behalf of the nation’s elderly, who have generally crowded out the young for jobs, but her efforts there did not even apply to her own pension.

Question to readers: to what degree do you think this article rings true in the U.S.?

Comic Sans is funny

This year, WordPress is making suggestions each day for a topic bloggers should write about if they choose to take the post-a-day challenge. Yesterday’s topic was “who deserves more credit than they get?” I’m going to answer that, but I’m going to change this to a thing.

Comic Sans, the ubiquitous Microsoft font, (one I associate with middle-aged female office managers in Indiana) gets a bad rap, but it has inspired some very funny creations, and I think deserves more credit than it gets. There is the McSweeney’s article, written in the voice of the maligned font; a PSA of sorts for the “Comic Sans Criminal;” and, my personal favorite, this YouTube video of Hitler learning that his “marketing team” chose to do up its latest advertising campaign with Comic Sans font (Featuring the widely-used clip from Downfall).

2010 in review

WordPress just emailed me a pretty cool summary about the number of visitors to my blog in 2010. Does Tumblr do that? (Maybe it does, I don’t know).

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

Featured image

A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 7,800 times in 2010. That’s about 19 full 747s.

 

In 2010, there were 33 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 1141 posts. There was 1 picture uploaded, taking a total of 993kb.

The busiest day of the year was January 6th with 181 views. The most popular post that day was Entrepreneurialism is not the drive to accumulate wealth.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were facebook.com, Google Reader, search.aol.com, nyceducator.com, and twitter.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for matisse paintings, richard hatch, why am i here, anti hipster, and elaine meyer.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

Entrepreneurialism is not the drive to accumulate wealth August 2009
2 comments

2

The Anti-Hipster Crusade March 2004
4 comments

3

Social immaturity October 2007
7 comments

4

About June 2007
3 comments

5

Socio-economic stratification in higher education February 2008
5 comments

A Month of Tracking My Subway Rides

This morning, after a particularly unacceptable rush hour subway experience that made my friend Lyz one hour late for work, we decided we would start keeping track of our daily subway rides for the next month, and, at month’s end, let the MTA know about all of the indignities we had experienced — from delays to impossibly slow-moving trains to long waits.

It’s true that the MTA already knows about these frustrations, in fact, it sanctioned them with its brutal budget cuts earlier this year. But the fun of this exercise is to try to get a sense of just how bad the MTA has gotten, and whether, when we complain about the subway, we really have adequate perspective. Are we dwelling on the few infuriating rides we’ve had and ignoring all of the times we made it from Point A to Point B without even noticing, or are our commutes filled with consistent head-banging frustration?

I’m particularly attuned to such frustrations, because my commute is pretty brutal. I recently started a new job at Columbia University Medical Center, which requires me to commute from Kensington, Brooklyn, to Washington Heights, Manhattan. That means I ride the train across about one-third of Brooklyn and most of Manhattan twice a day. (My commute used to be much shorter, from Kensington to Union Square in Manhattan). I might move, but for now, I’m riding about one hour and ten minutes each way, from Church Ave (F line) to 168th Street (A line) with a mercifully easy switch at Jay Street in Brooklyn.

Anyway, without further ado, I give you my experience of today, Nov. 30:

The morning got off to a bad start. I arrived on the Church Ave. platform at about 7:25, as the G train, which starts here, was showing no signs of moving. For some reason when the G starts up here, it always takes the train conductors forever to get the train going, or to switch, if one conductor is relieving another. So I waited for about five minutes as the G sat there. Finally, it left, and the F came right after. The rest of the commute was amazingly quick and painless. I had a seat almost the whole way on both the F and the A (which basically clears out after it’s gone through the Wall Street-area stops). The train got to 168th St. at 8:25, which is seriously a record. Not so bad.

Evening commute: I arrived at the 168th Street stop at about 5 p.m. As I was walking through the station, an announcer said a Brooklyn-bound A train — my train — was approaching the station. Like many other rabid commuters, I increased my pace to a swifter walk-jog to try to make it to the platform to catch the train. When I got downstairs, the train was just arriving at the station, but it was empty and not stopping. So much for that train. About five minutes later, the announcer told us the next train coming was not serving customers. Two trains in a row were out of service?! But as the train pulled up, it was pretty full, and stopped to pick us up. So it in fact was serving customers.

As the train moved south, toward 125th, it started slowing down intermittently, as I’ve found it often does during this particular stretch of the commute. These train slowdowns I think are caused by signal or track issues, but I’m not really sure. Either way, there is something infuriating about them, especially when you’re on an express train.

The rest of the ride was pretty smooth, except for several failed attempts to close the doors at the Fulton Street/Broadway-Nassau stop in downtown Manhattan. At 5:45, I was at Jay Street waiting to transfer to the F. The platform was crowded with people, suggesting the train was taking awhile to come. I always have wishful thinking that the train will arrive right away when I come into this situation, but I actually had to wait five more minutes for it to come. About three minutes into the wait, an announcer informed us that the delay owed to a passenger who had gotten sick at Broadway-Lafayette. The funny thing is, I had almost the exact same experience yesterday with no announcement about a delay. The F has just been terrible at running frequently at around 5:45, when I’m waiting for it at Jay Street.

I got off at about 5:55 at 4th Ave.-9th Street to head to the gym in Park Slope. Not a great train ride, but could have been worse.

NYC summer dessert survey

Poll for New Yorkers, what is your favorite summer time dessert:

  • Marino’s Italian Ice
  • Mister Softee
  • Something yuppie, like Van Leeuwen

The answer you give will reveal something about you.

My neighborhood’s weird gentrification issues and our lazy police precinct

There are a lot of things I like about where I live, Crown Heights, recently profiled in the New York Times real estate section. But one thing I hate about the hood, and one thing I can assure you almost anyone who was attracted to it from reading that article would hate, is the noise. It isn’t constant–most of the time, I can get a decent night’s sleep or enjoy a quiet early evening’s dinner. But when it’s loud, it is loud. For instance, tonight, J.S. Studio, a hair salon on Franklin Ave. is having a banging party. I know. I went over there. They have a turntable in the back, on the patio. I kindly asked them to turn it down. I was really nice. I told them I had to work tomorrow. A guy who works there was really nice too. He even invited me to the party. I came in to have a water, but it’s Sunday night, and it actually didn’t look that banging. (Not many people were there). Plus, come on, I just want to chill out before I go back to work. He also promised me he’d turn it down, though not after telling me I was the only one to complain.

Anyway, I came back to my apartment and the noise has since gotten louder than before. I called the usual suspects: 311 (took about 25 minutes of holding), Police Precinct 77 (I told the officer who picked up that he could ask one of the officers who is stationed on Franklin Ave. to just walk a couple blocks and ask these guys to turn it down. He gave the typical lazy, CYA answer they give over there, which is call 311. If calling 311 did anything, Officer, I would have just kept it at that. But it doesn’t. NYPD basically tells you every chance they get that noise is not their priority, even though that is the top complaint that 311 gets and noise from businesses is a violation of the city’s code. Sometimes I wonder what we pay these people for?).

So here I sit, at 11:35 on a Sunday night, with a fan and an anti-noise machine on, a window closed, and ear plugs in, and I can still hear the drum beat of whatever awful music my neighbors are playing.

I’m not alone in my neighborhood, but one disturbing thing is the way people try to make noise complaints into issues about gentrification. When I was talking to the guy at JS Studio tonight, he mentioned that he had lived here all his life and this was typical. On that Brooklynian chat board, one commenter said this:

Outdoor parties using a pa system are normal for crown heights. didn’t u know that before moving there? why are you imposing your values and background on people who have lived there for a long time.

And the fat female friend of the guy (sorry to be mean, but she was not friendly), retorted to me that it was early. Which I really hate — when noisy people start trying to turn the tables on you about what time it is, when it isn’t their business about what time you need things quiet. (What if I worked at 4 a.m., and had to go to sleep by 9 p.m. or something. Ugh).

It’s funny, because every store owner I have talked to about the neighborhood — save maybe the owner of JS Studio if I had asked them — says it has changed a lot for the better, and I’m guessing it has something to do with more quiet, more businesses and less drug dealing. And yes, I’m sure prices have gone up, too, but that is a fact of New York that I don’t really blame on people who move in and try to make a neighborhood better. I blame it on the city government, which initiated rent deregulation in the ’90s, at the urging of landlords, most of them big landlords. I don’t see why the choice has to be affordable/noisy or unaffordable/quiet. That’s absurd. And making it into a race issue, or class issue or gentrification issue is absurd. It’s a city. You have to respect your neighbor, or love your neighbor, as the bible says.

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